I don’t know what this fucking Pokemon go thing is. Read More
Tuesday we went to the Boston Magazine Best Fest which celebrated the 50 restaurants rated the best in and around Boston for 2016.
Every single one of these restaurants was stationed and serving up the best their restaurant had to offer and it was fucking nuts.
I’ve been driving around with a dent in my car.
Some asshole backed into me while my car was parked and left a dent that looked like Bigfoot pushed in my rear quadrant.
Happened about a month ago and I finally got the goddamn thing fixed.
That was on Monday. Read More
The man who runs the cafeteria at my job, he’s been saying this to me off and on for the past 3, 4 months and he doesn’t know me from a hole in the wall.
First of all, any man with half a fucking brain knows not to tell a woman he doesn’t know to ‘smile!’
Finally today –
Me: You keep telling me to smile, is there a problem?
Him: *startled expression*
Me: I’m asking if my smile is your problem?
Him: Well…..it’s…it’s not…you just have a lovely smile…you should smile more….
Me: Oh yeah? You wanna know why I’m not smiling today?
Him: …ummm….well…should I even ask….I mean, from the look you’re giving me right now, I’m not sure I want to know.
Me: *speaks slowly* Because they’re still killing defenseless black men. Shooting them, over and over. MURDERING them. And. It’s. STILL. LEGAL.
Him: *jaw hangs*
Me: YOU go find something to smile about. Don’t comment on my smile ever again.
Yo I’m fucking angry!!!
Black America is ANGRY today and right now anyone can catch this heat.
Just cuz it’s not happening on your street doesn’t mean it’s not happening in these streets.
I’m talking about young black boys growing up without fathers…
Stop killing our fathers and brothers, sons and nephews.
STOP KILLING US.
You ever buy something….a pair of shoes, a pair of jeans, something you like SO much, that fits you so perfectly that you basically have to buy a second pair right there on the spot because just. in. case……..?
You ever wear a brand of clothes so much that you start to feel like they ought to be paying you or some shit like that?
Story of my life lately with this suuuuuper affordable, super cute brand, Fashion Nova. Read More
Can someone please explain to me why there are still commercials for Kentucky Fried Chicken in 2016?
When we all know about trans fat and growth hormones, for the love of god someone, why are there still KFC commercials? Read More
I’m a big fan of buying people something that they wear.
One of my friends was telling me the other day about how much he and his girlfriend have been fighting lately over small stuff, little things.
Out of the blue, little things that used to slide, now spawn a big ass fight.
Right. Read More