You know what’s weird?
Outside of work, I don’t wear jeans often.
I think I have exactly 1 style post to date of me in jeans.
2 if you include me wearing Brandon’s jeans, which I love but every boyfriend since has hated.
Finding jeans, skinny jeans, has always been a problem for me.
I am specifically hindered by my waist-ass ratio.
My proportion relegates me to either jeans that fit well from my ass down, but look like a weight loss commercial from the hip up, or the ones that fit perfectly around my waist but then look like I’m wearing harem pants.
Very rarely do I come across (affordable) exceptions to these scenarios so I just stopped buying jeans all together.
It just wasn’t worth the changing room stress.
I fucking HATE the changing room process.
Where you grab like 3 different sizes of the same item and none of them fit right.
Multiply that across 4 different stores and all that does is make me hungry and angry.
And if I get a Boston parking ticket after wasting all that time, forGET about it.
But recently I went shopping with my girlfriend, who is proportioned like me, and she pointed out a brand of jeans that she loved .
Swore up and down that they fit her curves perfectly.
Being that we have almost mirrored body types (except I have bigger chi chis than her but that’s neither here nor there), I picked up a couple.