It seems a lot of people are gearing up for Halloween but I am not even close to ready.
I wore this to go costume shopping with my girls recently because I didn’t feel like putting a lot of thought into my look.
In hindsight now, I shouldn’t have worn these high-waisted jeans with this fitted sweater because it makes me look like I have a big belly.
Costume shopping was a waste of time.
We were all disappointed at the offerings.
I mean, how many times can you be a dirty nurse?
Or a slutty cop?
The catholic in me, buried under all my sins, won’t allow me to be a nasty nun.
So like, what does that leave me with?
Just being a regular ol’ slut?
Lord knows I have the mouth of one, hey oh!! *BaDoom Bishhh*
Seriously though, would people get it?
How short would my skirt have to be to pull off this look?
Do sluts still wear fishnets?
Or has that undergone communal acceptance like the word, ‘bitch’ and torn fishnets is now the line?
Would I need props?
Like a big bag that weighs down on my right shoulder with a change of clothes inside?
Or do I just have Jimmy wear a zoot suit with a lot of rhinestone jewelry and walk next to me?
This is gonna be one funky Halloween, I can tell you that.