Some guy who plays Captain America and another who plays Green Lantern or some shit, were asked to describe another character, Black Widow I think, and they jokingly said she’s a slut.
And apparently that got everrrrybody up in arms and now they have to apologize.
They called a comic book character a whore and they have to apologize…
I’m just gonna pause here to everyone reading this can go what the fuck?
Listen to these fucking morons, somebody wrote;
“Well it’s nice of Chris Evans & Jeremy Renner to let us know they so gross.”
Someone else wrote;
“These comments were beyond disturbing and misogynistic”
We’re talking about a character right?
A comic book character…
So then they both had to issue apologizes.
For making fun of a fictitious woman.
These guys are walking around eating salads and protein shakes so they can tuck their guts into a tight suit and they have to apologize to a FICTITIOUS CHARACTER.
Like this is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard of.
Folks are acting like there are no whores in the world.
That word exists for a reason, people…
And they’re out there.
I’ll take you to Vegas and show to a whole fucking strip of them.
I don’t even know what the Black Widow character does but a real black widow spider screws a male spider and then kills him.
She’s going around hauling heads off with a bunch of spider jizz in her and she’s not at the very least a slut?
Who are they even apologizing to?
The people that commented?
“That’s just ridiculous, you know I’ll never see any of his movies again. Until the next person offends me and then I’ll forget what the first guy said and go see one of his movies anyway.”
Ugh. What a fucking waste.
I mean they’re actors, they’re all whores right?
Whoring themselves out for a part in the next Hunger Games or some other shit like that?
Some other blockbuster release.
And by the way, I’m allowed to have this opinion without you throwing your hair curlers going across the g*ddamn room alright?
Alright let’s get off this subject, I don’t even know why I’m talking about this.
Can I just say this to people in general, fucking GROW UP.
Bunch of g*ddamn babies.
Give a fuck about something that matters.
Rather than talking about Aquaman and Ozone Layer guy or whoever the fuck the other guys is, how about directing your writing skills to an actual issue?
The state of California is almost out of water people.
By June, the grass will be as brown as my g*ddamn arm.
What do you have to say about that??
Alright I’m done.
Let’s talk about this plate.
This has to be one of the easiest deserts I’ve ever made and I have no idea why it took so long for me to put it together.
It has Bourbon, sweet ass mangoes and one of my favorite herbs ever; basil.
You thought I was going to bring it back to weed didn’t you?
*shaking my damn head*
Putting this together, I felt I’d need some kind of cream on top, you know?
Go for that extra dose of luxury.
But I can’t really have cream.
So what do I do?
I set aside the mango cubes to marinate in the bourbon and make whipped cream out of eggs whites.
Because I’ve never made whipped cream like this before and with things marinating, I had plenty of time to fuck up and recover.
Note 1 to self: Buy an electric whisker.
You wanna talk about a labor of fucking love, try repeatedly whisking by hand for over 10 mins.
For over 5 mins.
Note 2 to self: No more picture grainy ass pictures, Dana.
Next time increase the ISO # on your camera and adjust the setting so that Aperture is a priority.
Or wait until it’s stopped raining and the skies have cleared up.
Use your head bitch.
Mangoes in Bourbon and Whipped Eggs Whites.
What I Used.
2 Large Mangoes. 2 tbsp Brown Sugar (or any other kind). 2 tbsp Julienned Basil Leaves. 3 Eggs (whites only). 2 tbsp Blue Agave Syrup. ½ cup Bulleit Bourbon (or any other kind).
What I Did.
Give things a good stir so all the sugar is dissolved.
Mix in the julienned basil.
Cover with a lid or a plastic wrap and store in the fridge for 30 mins.
You can make the manage marinade a day ahead.
Serve with store-bought whipped cream or make whipped cream like below then serve.
Egg White Whipped Cream
Empty 3 egg whites in a bowl.
When the eggs have bubbles on top, sweeten the mixture by adding 2 tbsp blue agave syrup to the bowl.
You can substitute the blue agave with maple syrup or granulated sugar – just make sure the sugar is well dissolved.
Serve on top of bourbon mangoes immediately.
If left to stand too long, the egg whites will begin to absorb the moisture in the atmosphere and their creamy appearance will start to break down.