I promised to show off my Halloween costume and here it is.
Let me FIRST SAY though…
That this post is gonna be all over the place and for a couple reasons.
One because I didn’t really have time to prep since my costume came in at THE last fucking minute. As a result, this post is primarily cell phone pics.
And then secondly because almost ALL of these pictures were taken with someone else’s phone, they’re pretty uncoordinated.
And a little blurry.
Couple drinks in, you start forgetting to the wipe the grease off the camera lens but at the time you swear they’re the shit – you know how it goes.
But let’s get into it, shall we?
We spent Halloween this year down in Ptown.
That’s Provincetown for everyone who doesn’t live in New England.
It’s basically a summer city that has some of the best beaches in Massachusetts and attracts a shit ton of gay guys which = some of the best parties everrrrr.
We got here thanks to my best friend Keegans landlady.
I think it went something like this:
“Hey guys, listen sorry your water pipes broke last winter, that was my bad. So here – you guys can have my 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath, 1 sauna house in Ptown for a whole week any time you want after the summer season ends, cool?”
Something like that right?
So Keegan and his boyfriend Fabio, the couple upstairs, 2 other friends and I, loaded the fuck up and headed down to Ptown for Halloween.
Two days before we left, Keegan told me about this dope party happening during the day on Halloween.
This of couse meant we needed to find a second costume outside of our main event costume.
Can’t wear the same costume all day, it’s Halloween right?
So for outfit #1, we went as a ballerina trio.
Gotta love Fabios ‘duck face’
Outfit #2, Halloween night, was the main event and I went as a Native American.
This was a test trial which means I didn’t do my costume makeup but you get the picture right?
I sure hope you do because these were legit the only decent pictures I took all night.
This is seriously about the only time I’m glad none of you except for maybe a couple follow me on Snapchat.