Ever Since I Left the City
Alright.
I promised to show off my Halloween costume and here it is.
Let me FIRST SAY though…
That this post is gonna be all over the place and for a couple reasons.
One because I didn’t really have time to prep since my costume came in at THE last fucking minute. As a result, this post is primarily cell phone pics.
And then secondly because almost ALL of these pictures were taken with someone else’s phone, they’re pretty uncoordinated.
And a little blurry.
Couple drinks in, you start forgetting to the wipe the grease off the camera lens but at the time you swear they’re the shit – you know how it goes.
But let’s get into it, shall we?
We spent Halloween this year down in Ptown.
That’s Provincetown for everyone who doesn’t live in New England.
It’s basically a summer city that has some of the best beaches in Massachusetts and attracts a shit ton of gay guys which = some of the best parties everrrrr.
Fucking. Bananas.
We got here thanks to my best friend Keegans landlady.
I think it went something like this:
“Hey guys, listen sorry your water pipes broke last winter, that was my bad. So here – you guys can have my 4 bedroom, 3.5 bath, 1 sauna house in Ptown for a whole week any time you want after the summer season ends, cool?”
Something like that right?
So Keegan and his boyfriend Fabio, the couple upstairs, 2 other friends and I, loaded the fuck up and headed down to Ptown for Halloween.
Two days before we left, Keegan told me about this dope party happening during the day on Halloween.
This of couse meant we needed to find a second costume outside of our main event costume.
Can’t wear the same costume all day, it’s Halloween right?
So for outfit #1, we went as a ballerina trio.

Me, Fabio, Keegan
Leave it to Fabio to want to be different but for last min shopping, I think it works.
I like it.
Gotta love Fabios ‘duck face’
Outfit #2, Halloween night, was the main event and I went as a Native American.
The genius in me knew that I wouldn’t have time to take pics when we got back so before we left for the day party, I tried on the costume out for the first time and took a couple pics with my tripod.
This was a test trial which means I didn’t do my costume makeup but you get the picture right?
I sure hope you do because these were legit the only decent pictures I took all night.
This little test-trial also helped me figure out what adjustments needed to be made to my costume when we got back.
The rest of the pictures were taken at random points during the night.
This is seriously about the only time I’m glad none of you except for maybe a couple follow me on Snapchat.
Watching my Snapchat story the next day was worse than the walk of shame.
So much fucking worse.
Nevertheless I think you looked stunning especially in the Native American costume! Photos taken with the tripod looked amazing!
Thank you so much!
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That is so cool ๐ you all look awesome !!!!
Hahaha!
These pictures are so freaking hilarious.
Thank you!!
Too cute . You all look beautiful โบโบ
Mojisola
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So much fun! ๐๐
You guys turned it out! Everyone looks fantastic in their ballerina fits:) ๐๐๐
We missed you!!
Haha, I like this story!! Very funny!
Thank you ๐๐
Sexy as a ballerina and as Pocahontas! Looks like so much fun!! Love the animated pix!!
Google Photos animated that all on its own. I just had to choose to save it or not ๐
And thank you! We had so much fun!!
I use that too!! Crazy huh?!?!
Freaking love that thing! Because sometimes trying to figure out a gif just ain’t worth the freaking hassle.
Hahahaha and that’s pretty much exactly how the story went! Sad news, the house is already book for carnival next year ๐
Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
This post is hilarious and I felt like I was there. Secondly, you look hot in your Native American costume! ๐๐๐ Your workout routine is definitely working.
P.S. I love the coordinated ballerina costumes. Very fun!
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Ah, such a great time!
Happy Friday lady ๐๐
Omg I love it!!! Looks like so much drunken fun
A blast! We are actually pretty sober when we took these pictures and, I didn’t have the nerve to post any of the others, haha
You’ve gotttttttta be kidding me. Me & my BFF went as Black Swan. Like Natalie Portman ballerinas. Same efffffing tutus. I cannot believe this. Rocked both outfits, my doll.
No way!!
Dude I HAVE to see your pics!
We just did the ballerina trio thing because none of us know how to do makeup lol
Omg!!! Can we see this??
You looked really good in your Native American costume! I love it.
Thank you! I had all sorts of accessories to go along with it too, even that drum hanging off my shoulder lol
dat Pocahontas tho…
Right!?!
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OMG this is so wrong on so many levels, guess that makes it right? ๐ Love the black ballerinas, all three of them! What a party that most have been. Oh, sorry, two parties!
We were the most modest and are ballerina costumes, trust me.
It was so much fun floating around in those tutus though!
Still chuckling, btw
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LMAO! Love your costumes. You are one hot native american. I also really love Ptown. So fun! I”m glad you jumped right into the Halloween spirit.
Isn’t it great!?
I already miss it but it’s officially off season there now so booo
Dammit! Really wished I’d watched all of your snap story!!
I LOVE that Native American costume on you. Looks so good.
The ballerina trio was a great idea and you guys pulled it off well.
Looks like you had a lot of fun and that house sounds amazing!
I suppose it was worth the dodgy pipes…then again. Maybe not?
I would say definitely worth it but I don’t live with them so I don’t know what kinds of hell they went through when that water pipe broke in that awful winter we had last year.
But for meeee, it was absolutely worth it!
And I’m kind of glad you didn’t watch the whole story, that means this halo can stay on ๐๐
Haha oh my lord, you all look amazing! Hope you had an amazing Halloween!
Thank you we absolutely did!
Ptown ballerinas! YES!
Yessss!!!!
I love love looove your second costume. You look like Pocahontas!!!!
Thank you! People called me that all night, heehee!
Hahaha. You guys are great. ๐ โค
– Anna
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Rocked it as usual.
Thanks babe! How was your halloween?
Uneventful thankfully…once I got done with all the Halloween articles, I “dropped the mic” and spent the rest of the day eating candy and binge-watching The Walking Dead. ๐
That’s the way to go.
That’s basically how we spent the day after. Except we were watching Youtube episodes of My Strange Addiction.
That’s a CRAZY show!
Dude…
C R AAAAAA Z Y
Love the ‘funtastic’ ballerina outfits of all three!
Hahahaha!! Thank you!!
Awesome pics! Love the costumes!! ๐ ๐ “You used to call me on my cell phone…” LOL Love that song!
Oh my God I’ve had that song STUCK IN MY HEAD for like the past 3 days!
Me Too! AND it doesn’t help that my son keeps playing it over and over every time he’s in the kitchen LOL!
You are a fucking princess in this tutu and the crown.
Teeheee!!
Says the Queen ๐
Oh she only dreams about wearing tutus, believe me!
Hahahahah!
Adorbz!
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Two great Halloween looks! And that house looks amazing, but you guys had a great time out in Ptown!
xo, jackie
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Yes, such a great time! Thank you boo!
Haha I love both costumes Dana! You look amazing as always!
Aw thank you!!
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You wore two outfits in one day- So Me, Ha! You make a cute ballerina, but I’m allllll about the Pocahontas costume, look at that tiny waist, fab FAB! I’m sure lots of fun was had that day, coz it sure looks like it! x
There was ๐
Tooooons of fun!! We’re trying to get the house again to go back next year ๐
You guys are sooooo cute, love both costumes! What did the guys wear to the party? Ptown is great, we were there a million years ago, so cool even back then.
We wore the ballerina outfits to the day party and the native american to the night one.
For the night one, the boys went as bunnies. Fabio went as a black bunny, Keegan the white one.
So freaking cute.
You… Are a riot! Baaawwwwwhaha!
Hahahahaha!!
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culturally insensitive but smoking hot, i am so conflicted
Hahahaha, I like that.
You look so pretty as a ballerina, but native American is the shit!! So sooo good, almost makes me wish I’d celebrated Halloween lol
Aww thanks boo!
Those ballerina pics are just hilarious!! haha
Oh and your quads and abs… I could kill for some of them ๐
Hahaha! We all felt so dainty in our little tutus, heehee!
Thank you for the compliment babe ๐ ๐
sexyyyy!
Teehee!
Dude – you look amazing. I WANT A TUTU! You must have to beat the men off with a stick. #notfair
Hahaha!!
I felt like a lil princess – we even did a little trick or treating in out little tutus on the way home (to change for the next party) ๐
After after party? Lol! Awesome! Yeah – after reading your post, I want a full on tutu. I wish I kept my little ballet skirts!
Next Halloween ๐
Ummm, I don’t know HOW I missed this post! Those ABS!!!! Me singing, “Dayyumm Baby, Baby (in my Janet Jackson voice).”
Aww, you making me blush!
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I guess she canceled her tour. Did you hear about that? She's no touring anymore so sh can start a family
Yep! she cancelled her tour…again!! I understand why (family). I’ve gotten tickets for her show twice before (years ago) and she cancelled. I’ve given up on her…but I will ALWAYS love her. Ha!
Same here girl.
I bought tix to see her in Boston but then she postponed it, and now she cancelled it
Bah!!