That Big Ass Burger

I know I know I know, I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry, I know.

I know this is fucking up the New Years resolutions and all that shit but I had to do it, alright, I’m sorry.

For some reason I’ve been craving a burger like a motherfucker which is weird as hell because I don’t really eat red meat like that yet for some reason last week, eating a big ass burger was all I could think of.


When I finally reached my breaking point, I calmly got up and made myself this big ass burger.












That Big Ass Burger


– Toasted brioche Bun
– Hot & Sweet Mustard Sauce
– Lean Beef Burger Patty
– Pepperjack Cheese
– Carmelized Onions
– Charred Shisoto Peppers
– Fried Egg
– Onion Rings
– Hot & Sweet Mustard Sauce




burger with fried egg


Onion Rings:

Slice the onion and immerse in a bowl of milk.
This helps soften the onion so that when you bread it and then fry it, it remains nice and tender on the inside.
I used coconut milk.

Soak them for a couple of hours.
Think of it like marinating the onions.

Meanwhile, make the flour breading:
In another bowl, add 2 cups all-purpose or whole wheat flour.
Mix in salt, pepper, smoked paprika, crushed red peppers and whatever other seasoning you want to bread your onions with.
Set aside.

Crack 2 or 3 eggs in a small bowl.
Beat and set aside.

When you’re ready, lift the rings from the milk, dip them in the bowl of beaten eggs and coat them in the flour mixture.
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Heat your fryer or a pan of oil and when hot, place the onion rings in the oil.
Flash fry them for about 2 mins.
If you really want to keep it healthy and push aside some of that guilt you get after you eat fried shit – use coconut oil.

Place them on a paper towel to drain.
Serve immediately.



Careful now..



I know, right?
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