Last week was a fucking brutal week man.
I lost my fucking shit.
My temper has never been worse, I need to fucking relax.
I was working really late the other day and all I wanted when I got home, was some basil fried rice from this restaurant in Porter Square.
They got this fucking Thai joint that makes fried rice like no one’s business.
They grow their own basil and the flavor combination is like no other so I’m craving it, and I tell myself as I leave work I’m like, I’m fucking getting that tonight.
So I get on the phone and call them and ask if they can deliver it to me.
They said it would take about an hour.
I asked them how long it would take if I just came and got it and they said about 15 mins.
I said ok, ordered the fried rice and at the last min, added an appetizer order of crispy fried shrimp.
She said it’d be about the same time, 15 mins.
I said ok and hung up.
So I fucking drive over there and of course it’s jam packed with people.
I say, yeah hey, I’m picking up an order and she goes, oh is that for the basil fried rice and the crispy shrimp??
I was like, yeah it was.
She goes, oh we ran out of the crispy shrimp ….so I didn’t put it in…..
And….I swear to god..
It’s like, I fucking called 20 mins ago!
It took 20 mins to figure out you were out of shrimp!!?!
Instead I just said, you know what, hang on a second –
Because I knew I was gonna snap..
And I just walked out of the restaurant.
And the second I was out I stared going f*&% sh*& c&%t sucking mother&$@#* what the fuck is so hard about taking c*&k bi@#! goddamn as*&%%# c&@t!!
Flipping out right?
Wasn’t screaming, just, fucking c*@k su*%$ing piece of s$%& mo@#&(^%$! –
through gritted teeth, that type of thing.
From far way it probably sounded like I was speaking German but it was cock sucking &*!@$%^&^%$((*& motherfucker!!
And I hear these people.
There were these two people who were eating outside and they saw me flipping out quietly to myself and just started laughing their ass off at me.
They didn’t give a shit I saw them and neither did I.
You know I go through these great periods where it’s like – I got it under control, I got it under control –
And then it just slowly….you know…spins out of control.
And right now, I’m not drinking a lot.
I’m smoking a little weed but nothing crazy.
I’m working out a ton, eating super clean during the week, the whole nine and it’s just like…. something was bound to give, right?
Who are these people who are always able to keep it all together?
These fucking do-gooders.
Nothing ever bothers them, they just go with the flow.
Who ARE you people??
Or maybe I’m just a piece of shit who couldn’t deal with waiting another 15 mins.
I don’t fucking know but I figure I gotta relax.
So this post is coming to you from San Juan.
Not thinking about nothing besides what bikini I’m going to wear tomorrow.
So before I unpair my computer from my phone, here’s a recipe that you probably should make for lunch this week.
Because you still gotta work.
Brown Rice Bowl
What I Used
1 small Cucumber. 1 small handful Cilantro. 0.5lbs Sirloin Beef (at least 80% lean). 1 small handful Cabbage (shredded). 1 small handful Carrots (shredded). 1 small handful Fresh Basil Leaves. 1 Egg. Soy Sauce (low-sodium). Sriracha Sauce. Salt. Pepper. Sesame Seeds (optional).
What I Did
It’s been a long time since I ate red meat, let alone touched it but I’ve been into bowls lately and this shit was sooo goooooood.
This is happy food right here.
Cook the rice according to its instructions and set aside.
Roughly chop or shred all the vegetables and set aside,
Cook the kale like I did when I make this noodle bowl.
Make the peanut sauce from this Chicken Noodle Bowl recipe too.
Add to the meat, 3 tbsp soy sauce.
Cook, until it achieves the temp you like.
Right before serving, fry an egg.
Serve by spooning the rice into a bowl and scooping the rest of the ingredients around it, placing the egg on top as last.
Add whatever other shit you want to this, I mean that’s why this works.
Mixing random shit together is tremendously rewarding.