I don’t know what this fucking Pokemon go thing is.
I finally asked somebody at work about it and apparently it’s this game that uses your phone’s GPS to place these Pokemon looking characters all around you in this sort of virtual reality and you can customize it and level up while you’re trying to catch the fucking thing and literally – as I’m typing this shit, it still makes absolutely zero sense to me.
I ate my lunch outside the other day and these two guys run up to this dumpster on like a Wednesday afternoon and I just sat there going, don’t you have to go to work or something?
Shouldn’t you be somewhere right now?
It’s like this thing I was reading about on roller coasters.
Some of the new roller coasters now have people put on these virtual reality glasses when they get on the roller coaster and it’s just like….
I mean is it not enough to be on the roller coaster?? Is that not horrific enough for you?
You put the glasses on and then you go up the hill and as you go over the top and you have that big drop, it’s supposed to be like you’re falling off the top of a building.
Except you’re kind of already doing that in real life, right? Why don’t you take the fucking things off and just enjoy it?
Roasted Peaches and Drizzled Agave
What I Used
6-8 med sized Peaches. 1/4 cup Blue Agave (sub: honey). 1 cup of yoghurt (optional).
What I Did
Yo so before you trash me – I know these photos don’t look really appetizing but you gotta trust me on this, alright?
I’ve yet to steer you wrong so just trust me on this one.
This is for when you have a sweet tooth but you know better than to reach for that cupcake.
DO NOT REACH FOR THAT FUCKING CUPCAKE.
Pre-heat your oven to 400F.
Place the halved peaches in a foiled lined baking tray and place in the middle of your oven to roast for 45 mins.
When they can be easily punctured with a fork, remove from oven and set aside to cool for a little bit.